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The World has changed because you are made of ivory and gold...
...the curves of your lips rewrite history...
Created on 2007-11-21 03:36:21 (#14295432), last updated 2009-06-14
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| Name: | Susana Maria-Joanifer |
|---|---|
| Location: | Pennsylvania, United States |
Hey...I'm a spunky 18 year old girl who likes to get dirty in front of her webcam. I've had my eye on you for some time. *wink* Give me a call at 1-800-HOT-4-U or visit my website at www.sexsexsex.com. Don't keep me waiting...especially so close to the holidays.
Yeah, over it.
To put it easily, I'm an atheist, vegetarian flame dame. I don't really know what I want to be yet, but chances are I'm either going to be a game show host or an astronaut (to explore Uranus). Nevertheless I'm majoring in French, Spanish, and communications. What I'm going to do with that is beyond me.
So anyway....
♥ Walgreens commercials make me cry. They're just so perfect. They remind me of Harry Potter and Christmas combined.
♥ I like to do all my laundry together all at once, because when all the colors mesh together, they look like Skittles exploded in my washer.
♥ I don't like pants; they seperate my legs too much.
♥ Older men (30-60) are SO sexy!!! I especially like HOT dads. I kinda wish I had a hot dad....but that would totally just defeat the entire purpose of them.
♥ I can't eat eggplant because it reminds me of an octopus. Yeah.
♥ I like to make up my own spanish words.
Example: I el like-o to el eat-o los mushroom-os!
NOW IN ENGLISH!!!111: I like to eat mushrooms!
♥ My left leg isn't real. When I was five I fell under a rock and my mom had to saw it off in order to save my life. You can't really tell that it's fake though.
♥ I just wish the world would rain puppies and carmel apples forever.
♥ My friends tell me that I look like Martha Stewart...or Princess Di.
♥I AM Helen Keller's second chance.
♥ I LOVE my bed at school! I love it even more than my bed at home.
♥ Carissa Jane, my former roommate, is ruining my life (aka she is the highlight of my day).
♥ I have a HUGE crush on Aladdin.
♥ I can't get over the fact that in college you call your teachers "professors." I feel like I'm in Harry Potter or something.
♥ Some people want to read "The Five People You'll Meet In Heaven." I'd rather read about the four people that I'll meet in Hell.
♥ I've been a vegetarian since July 13, 2003. I don't try to force my beliefs on anyone though.
♥ I love fuckin' Zac Efron. Don't get me wrong though...I don't care for his talent at all (I've never even seen High School Musical) but he's gorgeous and that's all that matters.
♥ Don't get me wrong, I love the environment. I recycle, shut lights off when I'm not in the room, don't use styrafoam, etc. Despite that, I HATE THE OUTSIDE! I hate walking outside, I hate sitting outside, I HATE BEING OUTSIDE. :)
♥ I'm pretty bitchin'. Yeah, over you.
I'm the former
lafillefrancais
Yeah, over it.
To put it easily, I'm an atheist, vegetarian flame dame. I don't really know what I want to be yet, but chances are I'm either going to be a game show host or an astronaut (to explore Uranus). Nevertheless I'm majoring in French, Spanish, and communications. What I'm going to do with that is beyond me.
So anyway....
♥ Walgreens commercials make me cry. They're just so perfect. They remind me of Harry Potter and Christmas combined.
♥ I like to do all my laundry together all at once, because when all the colors mesh together, they look like Skittles exploded in my washer.
♥ I don't like pants; they seperate my legs too much.
♥ Older men (30-60) are SO sexy!!! I especially like HOT dads. I kinda wish I had a hot dad....but that would totally just defeat the entire purpose of them.
♥ I can't eat eggplant because it reminds me of an octopus. Yeah.
♥ I like to make up my own spanish words.
Example: I el like-o to el eat-o los mushroom-os!
NOW IN ENGLISH!!!111: I like to eat mushrooms!
♥ My left leg isn't real. When I was five I fell under a rock and my mom had to saw it off in order to save my life. You can't really tell that it's fake though.
♥ I just wish the world would rain puppies and carmel apples forever.
♥ My friends tell me that I look like Martha Stewart...or Princess Di.
♥I AM Helen Keller's second chance.
♥ I LOVE my bed at school! I love it even more than my bed at home.
♥ Carissa Jane, my former roommate, is ruining my life (aka she is the highlight of my day).
♥ I have a HUGE crush on Aladdin.
♥ I can't get over the fact that in college you call your teachers "professors." I feel like I'm in Harry Potter or something.
♥ Some people want to read "The Five People You'll Meet In Heaven." I'd rather read about the four people that I'll meet in Hell.
♥ I've been a vegetarian since July 13, 2003. I don't try to force my beliefs on anyone though.
♥ I love fuckin' Zac Efron. Don't get me wrong though...I don't care for his talent at all (I've never even seen High School Musical) but he's gorgeous and that's all that matters.
♥ Don't get me wrong, I love the environment. I recycle, shut lights off when I'm not in the room, don't use styrafoam, etc. Despite that, I HATE THE OUTSIDE! I hate walking outside, I hate sitting outside, I HATE BEING OUTSIDE. :)
♥ I'm pretty bitchin'. Yeah, over you.
I'm the former
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